Quotes.
 

I'm one of those people that loves quotes. I love to stick 'em in stories, on profiles, in my locker, anywhere I can. So with a site, I figured I could torment the world with quotes. Yay for me. Here's quotes I love, from the funny to the inspirational to the downright morbid. No particular order or reason to how I place them. Whenever I update, the newer ones will be at the top.


 

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed." -David Frost

"Sleep is good, death is better, but of course, the best thing would be never to have been born at all." -Heinrich Heine

"I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy." -Franz Kafka

"We're all in this alone." -Lily Tomlin

"Nooo... Setting people on fire is wrong. Hee hee. You're silly, Shmee." -Squee (everyone loves Squee! comics!)

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love." -Charlie Brown

"A city is a large community where people are lonesome together." -Herbert Prochnow

"The cruelest lies are often told in silence." -Robert Louis Stevenson

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line." -Oscar Levant

"No one ever discovers the depths of his own loneliness." -Georges Bernanos

"What are we when we are alone? Some, when they are alone, cease to exist." -Eric Hoffer

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives." -Charles Fisher

"Every straight guy should have another man's tongue in his mouth at least once." -Madonna

"What is the greatest reward a writer can have? Isn't it that day when someone rushes up to you, his face bursting with honesty, his eyes afire with admiration and cries, 'That new story of yours was fine, really wonderful!' Then and only then is writing worthwhile." -Ray Bradbury

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more." -Woody Allen

God used to be my co-pilot. Then we crashed into a mountain and I had to eat Him.

"No! Nooo!! I don't wanna eat the toasty souls of the damned!!" -Squee

"Stand back amigo!! This is a job for... the Anti Christ!" -Pepito, Squee!

"My name? I am known by many names. Son of the Dark Prince, Child of Darkness. Some call me the Altar Boy of Doom. Others will know me as the Second Coming of Damnation. My mom calls me Pepito." -Pepito

"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -Linda Ellerbee

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love." -Woody Allen

"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition." -Woody Allen

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to acheive it through not dying." -Woody Allen

"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me." -Ashleigh Brilliant

 I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.

The quickest way to a man's heart is not through the stomach but through his chest, with an axe.

"I'll buy something just to see two straight-looking boys kiss on-screen for five seconds. It's called desperation, and if Hollywood ever finds out about me and the thousands of women around the world like me, it'll be downright scary." -Mona

"It's not that I'm encouraging drug use, I'm just saying it can do wonders for the ol' writers block." -Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel

"Do you realize how hard it is to fake your own death? Only one person has pulled it off, Elvis." -Fox Mulder, The X-Files

"In college I experimented with heterosexuality. I slept with a straight guy. I was really drunk." -Bob Smith

"If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work. 'Hello, can't work today. Still queer.'" -Robin Tyler

"Sleep is death without the responsibility." --Fran Leibowitz

"What is  inconceivable about the universe is that it should be at all conceivable." -Albert Einstein

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." -Douglas Adams

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss it you will land among the stars." -Les Brown

"We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them and discuss about whether they were made or only just happened." -Mark Twain

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." - Oscar Wilde

"It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd be truly dead." -- Angel, Buffy: the Vampire Slayer

"I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move." -- Spike, Buffy: the Vampire Slayer

"Our life is frittered away by detail... Simplify, simplify." -Thoreau

"It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end." -Ursula K. Le Guin

"A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books." -Walt Whitman

"If my heart can become pure and simple, like that of a child, I think there probably can be no greater happiness than this." -Kitaro Nishida
 

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